Dirty Old Men

2002-12-10T09:26:00.000-05:00

Like chocolate and peanut butter
Some things are just meant for each other. My latest discovery: college cheerleaders in high definition. There's simply nothing finer.

2002-11-14T21:38:00.000-05:00

In the criminal justice system...
So what if she delivers lines with as much charm as cardboard (perhaps less)? So what if it looks like she's struggling to remember her charater's name? Elisabeth Rohm is a treat to look at, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'll let her prosecute this Dirty Old Man any day.

2002-11-04T19:18:00.000-05:00

Peter Parker, What Were You Thinking!?
To commemorate Spiderman's release this week on DVD, we Dirty Old Men point our radar dishes at Kirsten Dunst. Need another reason to get the DVD over the VHS version? The DVD won't wear out when you watch the rain scene over and over again. 'Nuff said. You know who you are. Schwiiiing!

2002-10-21T21:12:00.000-04:00

Talk Radio
A mega-babe she is not, but Maura Tierney deserves praise from dirty old men everywhere for her mastery of stealth-babeness. NewsRadio is to this day still one of my favorite shows, and Maura brings a breath of fresh air to every scene. I'd watch ER for her alone if it wasn't too traumatic. This dirty old man has enough stress in his life, thankyouverymuch.

2002-10-15T11:57:00.000-04:00

Laker Girl?
This week's lady has been babe-a-licious for a while. From her start as a Laker Girl on L.A. Law to her long running stints on Melrose Place and Ally McBeal, Courtney Thorne-Smith catches our eye every time she's in the frame. Her new sitcom may be short-lived (who knows, I have yet to see her), but we all know the only reason people would tune in, right? It's certainly not for Jim Belushi! What would I say to her if I met her? "Grow your hair out, Courtney!" She certainly was much more of a babe with longer hair, but I'm sure the dirty old men out there will take what they can get.

2002-10-11T14:50:00.000-04:00

Underrated
I must admit I watch Grounded, For Life for two reasons: one, it's hysterical, and two, Megyn Price. Oh, just one more for good measure. Baby you can...wash?...my car.

2002-10-11T14:47:00.000-04:00

24 reasons to love 24
Everyone fell in love with Elisha Cuthbert on 24, but nobody expected her to melt the pages of FHM quite the way she did. Yum yum. For the truely obsessed, someone has done a full fan site.

2002-10-11T14:34:00.000-04:00

Purrrr
Our next nod goes to the stunning Catherine Zeta-Jones. Now I never really wanted to be Michael Douglas, but come on. Who wouldn't want to be sold a cell phone by this lass? Twelve year contract?! Where do I sign?

2002-10-11T14:20:00.000-04:00

And we're off...
The first installment of Women We Love honors Melissa Stark, Monday Night Football's sideline analyst. Sure, she used to just be your normal, run of the mill cutie, but this season she's turned up the dial and has transformed (dare I say blossomed?) into a full-blown hottie.